3.29.2009
Hi, I'm in Cleveland.
[Side-note...when you enter Gary, Indiana the first thing you see, as in many U.S. cities is: "WELCOME TO GARY, INDIANA"--wait for it, on the buildings of the sewage treatment complex! Nothing like a little shit to let you know you've arrived.]
My upcoming trip reminds me of a great scene from an even greater movie, Wayne's World.
3.18.2009
Catcalls, Let Me Know I'm Home
Here, in New York, not to say something to a female as you pass her in the street is borderline rude. I am a feminist, and I would hate to simply be sexualized; but in combination with intellectual praise, points for good humor, high fives on accomplishments, a "hey, mommy, how you doin'?" is a nice reminder that I'm in New York, I'm a "mommy" (whatever that means), and that I've managed, without so much as a gesture, to grab the attention of that construction worker.
Of course, some catcalls cross the line; anything with specific reference to my anatomy, for example, is immediately met with a stern look, and if I get the balls someday, maybe even a swift kick to the shin.
"hey, mommy..."
3.11.2009
This is NOT Nepotism, This Kid is FRESH!
Watch the slideshow (after you finish reading my post, of course):
http://men.style.com/gq/features/landing?id=content_8377
This is Arlo Weiner's mini-golf outfit (his brother has clearly surrendered any sort of attention-seeking rivalry) . I die.
Quoted on GQ's blog (yeah, he's 8 and GQ is featuring him), Arlo says about jeans and sneakers, “They’re really not my thing.” Lady killer.
I Voted for You, Now Get Off My Back & DO WORK!
COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING
STUCK IN THE OBAMA EMAIL
LIST QUAGMIRE
the excitment mounts
with every new addition
to my inbox box
anticipating
an offer or a meeting
but no, it's just you
it's the third email
in this past hour, i get it
you must! inform me
i am unemployed
so quit the emails, barack
unless you're hiring
3.09.2009
Put Your Seatbelt On...This Gets Ranty
To put the back story quickly, in Brazil, a 9 year old girl (recall this fact) was raped by her stepfather and impregnated. With twins. Again, she is 9 years old; she weighs 80 pounds. Fatima Maia, director of the hospital where the girl was treated, said the pregnancy posed a serious risk to the girl. "She is very small. Her uterus doesn't have the ability to hold one, let alone two children," Maia told the Jornal do Brasil newspaper.
Wisely, an abortion was performed, despite the illegality of such procedures in very Catholic Brazil (judges can make exceptions when the pregnancy is the result of rape or there is a danger to the mother--in this situation, both were the case, and a judge allowed the procedure).
The Archdiocese of Olinda and Recife in northeastern Brazil has brazenly stepped up their vocalization against the abortion, in this SPECIFIC case, beginning with making a statement against it...proclaiming that this little girl, this child, should have carried the babies to term and had a c-section. This 9 year old girl. Then, the Church excommunicated the little girl's mother and the doctors involved in the case. And finally, the Vatican has come out in defense of the Archbishop who did the excommunicating deed, saying, "It is a sad case but the real problem is that the twins conceived were two innocent persons, who had the right to live and could not be eliminated."
I know the Catholic Church may seem a bit hypocritical if they were to, instead of lambasting an INNOCENT 9 year old girl, say, come out with a firm statement proclaiming the ongoing sexual assault of a child as disgusting, inexcusable, and the "real problem" of this entire story. Where is the mention of retaining the innocence of the victim? Is the value of her life, her childhood, her future less important then that of those she was carrying, against her will, against her own body's biological capability?
I don't care where you fall on the Choice spectrum...this story does more then trigger a debate, it exemplifies why all people, the faithful and the skeptical have to keep pressure on the religious institutions that put their version of the word of God before personal freedoms, progressive thought and even the health and safety of a 9 year old rape victim.
2.27.2009
I just realized...
2.24.2009
Erin Go Push-Up-Bra...
2.23.2009
Lessons on Forgiveness, from the King of Civil Rights
I'm not sure if any of you are as debase as I in your television watching repertoire; but I have been known to take a gratuitous pause when I channel-land on some less then quality programing such as (but not exclusively):
*Housewives of [Orange County/Atlanta/New York]
*Rock of Love [Bus]
*Dog the Bounty Hunter
...etc...etc...etc...
Because I take the time to give these fledgling programs a chance, I have come to know and love the only truly historically relevant, and by that, famous person ever to be on reality television--
RODNEY KING!
Now, we all know that Rodney was enjoying a little Jesus-juice when he was pulled over and then outrageously and monstrously beaten right off of an L.A. freeway...but what we never would have known is that he went on to become a desperate alcoholic. How do I know that, you ask. VH1's ironically addictive Celebrity Rehab followed up by Sober House (or some title to that effect).
Why does all of this matter? Well, aside from the trauma of a horrific beating, the acquittal of those horrifying beaters, and then the subsequent deadly riots that followed--Rodney has somehow managed to recover from an intense alcohol addiction, cohabitate with Gary Busey, AND, on top of that, forgive those disgusting 5-0s--all in 2 seasons of a reality show/spin-off.
It's odd to actually have a moment of emotional movement while watching VH1, but when Rodney King is standing on the freeway, marking his beat-down spot with flowers and a bible, and then goes on to read a forgiveness letter to the assholes who committed the heinous crime, it makes you think.
Well, it makes me think--things like, could I forgive those assholes? Why can't Rodney be a goodwill ambassador and get this whole Mid-East conflict resolved once and for all? Can't we all just get along? Can't Rodney just say that one more time?
2.20.2009
2.09.2009
No one on the corner has cravings like her...
One of them was 9 months pregnant, and one was probably high off of cough syrup (looking in your direction l'il Wayne).
Anywho...this video deserves a post:
1.12.2009
Political Economy of Lady-Parts
Holy mother of God are these girls slutty. It's hard to describe them as anything other then that...they revel in their brainlessness, attempt to one up each other with various acts of lewd-ity, dump drinks on each other, rub boobies with each other, all the while trying to score an engagement ring from the filthiest filth to survive the 80s.
So, what does this have to do with me finding a job? Nothing really, but if I would have known that the political economy of slutiness would have trumped the dismal economic conditions under which we are currently living, I would have convinced my husband to forgo his masters and gotten some basketball sized jugs, ratty bleached wigs, child-sized outfits, and hit the reality slut circuit.
I'm not sure what the saying is for a famous person who is currently living, but if Gloria Steinem were dead, she'd be turning in her urn (in her sluttly little bunny outfit).