Great Gift Idea #2

So you want your holiday gifts to be substantial, conscientious, and entertaining... I have the perfect gift idea for everyone on your list--mom, grandma, massage therapist:

BOYZ N THE HOOD.

This movie has everything you need...a great soundtrack, intense drama, a message, a unique sense of Americana, a dude who sucks on a binki throughout the film, and most importantly, the best-ever-named, most serious on-screen father of all time...

FURIOUS STYLES!
(Laurence Fishburne)

Thanks to the incredible performance by Mr. Fishburne, I will never pack heat or do a retaliation drive-by. He taught me to know better, and to de-stress using, instead of violence, these:

Baoding Balls!

So, there you have it, TWO great gift ideas-a movie and some balls. Merry Christmas!