Great Gift Ideas

Have you ever gone to the hospital to visit your newly post-op transsexual friend or coworker? I haven't either, but I have considered a potential gift:

Go to the hospital gift shop, purchase an "It's A Girl!" balloon in the baby section (or "It's A Boy!", depending on the post-op status), cross out the "It's" and add a "You're".

Voila, Great Gift Idea #1!